Fundamental Microsoft Jet SQL for Access 2000

I'm into my twelfth year as a code robot, and I'm still working with Microsoft Access, I mean the Jet Database Engine of course, like that fools anyone. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to crank out another hopeless pile of access code. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't. It is one of the least benightedly unimpressive software artefacts it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid using. Nevertheless I've found a guide to Access SQL, posted here so I can use it next time I have this so called database foisted upon me. Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed. Life! Don't talk to me about life.